The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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