hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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