we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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