Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
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listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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