come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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