2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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