mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Semen is not good for contacts.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
