At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
How's work?
Spinning.
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There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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