in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
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all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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