ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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