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After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
we're so committed to being not committed
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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