I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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