I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
