i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
ok first of all what the fuck
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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