You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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