Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
