The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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