Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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