well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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