This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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