I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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