she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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