Don't you send me to vm
Already got asked if we're dating
he puts the penis in happiness.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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