Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Randomize
