did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
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i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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