And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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