You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
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If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
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This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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