just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Operation Purity has been aborted
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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