I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
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Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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