Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
third nipple confirmed
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
