I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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