with your own penis?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My penis needs a shock collar
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.