Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.