Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
