how can u be prego again
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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