If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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