dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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