She is in my trunk
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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