But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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