see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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