Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
