Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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