There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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