: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
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I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
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Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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