He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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