Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
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I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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