And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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