Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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Houston, we have a blender
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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