Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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