It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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