bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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