Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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