If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
